She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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