Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
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And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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