She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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