cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize