I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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