You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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