im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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