why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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