Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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