No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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