Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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