erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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