I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I don't want my vagina anymore.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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