I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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