Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize