If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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