matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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