Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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