Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Found the puke drawer
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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