ugly people sure do ruin things
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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