My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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