I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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