just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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