I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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