At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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