What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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