she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Let's get the cat blown out
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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