I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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