She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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