Having a random hookup so left but love u
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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