white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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