Where are you?
In a non slutty way
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
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