Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Randomize