I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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