The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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