I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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