He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm jealous of your bromance
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Randomize