it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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