Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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