I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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