Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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