i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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