im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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