you would pick up someone in the library
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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