You're so nebulous sometimes
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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