If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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