I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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