Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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