Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
smell my finger.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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