If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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